December 2010
November 2010
2 tags
Today: Glutton, Tomorrow: Greed.
alll next week: Sloth. a sloth in cancun.
I'm thankful for having a gay uncle that I can...
theanswerisalwaystimemachine asked: who's a boss?
every time I come home,
I eat until I can’t even more.
WOO. gettin my beach bod ready, ya’ll!
"It's a little dry, but I'll still eat it."
californiacornbread:
Some phrases are good for Thanksgiving, and sex.
Reblog with one of your own.
Here’s another: “I’m in the mood for some dark meat.”
WHO’S READY FOR STUFFING??
UGH IM SO MISUNDERSTOOD
no one really knows how scene I am! omg. like, seriously. this is WHO I AM. it’ not just a phase, it’s my fucking LIFE.
$$$$ brokencyde 4eva $$$$
gccgjmc-deactivated20120206 asked: Also, why you no make me food? Are you not woman?
Anonymous asked: Why you make so many poop jokes?
sightsandtheseen asked: how you so hip? we need some tips
moveitlikethis asked: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND FLAWLESS. I WISH I COULD GET TO KNOW YOU IN REAL LIFE. YOU MOVE ME IN SUCH BEAUTIFUL WAYS. ALL I WANT IS TO GET TO KNOW YOU. PLZ BBY??
theanswerisalwaystimemachine asked: how do I get ladies to like me?
Some people tell me play the game straight: no games, no nothin
But everything else (internet, movies, tumblr) tell me that you gotsta ignore them before they will dig you
I've tried the first method many times and never has it paid off (except like a half of a time, once)
I know that all girls are different and you...
Some people tell me play the game straight: no games, no nothin
But everything else (internet, movies, tumblr) tell me that you gotsta ignore them before they will dig you
I've tried the first method many times and never has it paid off (except like a half of a time, once)
I know that all girls are different and you...
Blog on my poop?
http://pooponmyblog.tumblr.com/ask
Don't Blink, Don't Stare
cause this is record time for mending hearts.