December 2010
A day in the life of Laura:
woke up- almost vommited.
dog breaks my mirror.
and my only lamp.
arms suddenly break out hives.
spill entire glass of water on my bed.
and the day is still young…
He Is We
on repeat all day and night forever.
o, so my night...
For those who care/have asked… It was lovely.
We went to this italian place and talked a lot, you know the usual things like scars and Steven Hawking’s theory of creation ex nihilo and whipping your balls out…
That’s pretty much it :]
Friends complain about their weight…
Eat their fucking food.
theanswerisalwaystimemachine asked: pic of yourself before you leave for your hot date?
theanswerisalwaystimemachine asked: pic of yourself before you leave for your hot date?
Perhaps in the interest of loving oneself, perhaps all those “sappy slogans”...
– Tanya Davis, from ‘How to be Lonely’
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
It can’t be. no way am I going out to dinner with a cute, sweet, scruffy man in a band. This shit doesn’t happen to me. ever.
O GOD I’m nervous. what should I wear??
1 tag
Man I'm crushing on said that I'm hot.
Just poured like half a box of cheez-its down my...
Greatest fear in life:
thoughts-i-share:
I’m actually mentally handicapped, but no one has the heart to tell me.
And I don’t know because I’m mentally handicapped.
^this.
and also I fear that I’m schizophrenic and half the people that I “know” aren’t even real…
I'm always curious...
about how old and how tall I seem/look to people who don’t know me.
any guesses? :]