December 2011
Butt is showering, should I pee on him?
I am a butthole
whos butt should I know?
life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
wait this is great
Butt is here and we just finished watching star wars and I made him play with my hair the ENTIRE TIME. It was great. Also he got me a lot of fun European gifts. woop woop.
The fact that no one knows the difference between a causal and a correlational study makes me want to lay down on a highway. So here’s a tip.
- “People who post correlational studies acting like it is causal are usually stupid.” This is a correlation.
- “When I see one of those posts, a little part of my soul dies.” That is causal.
I got about 10 inches of my hair cut off today.
I wanted to send it into the Locks of Love, but they couldn’t do it for me so now I just have a bag of my own hair…
The possibilities are endless.
Angela I was serious about making me a rat tail out of your hair.
