January 2012
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December 2011
new years agenda
butts4ever: sit kiss my reflection in the mirror at midnight cry
Dec 31st
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Butt is showering, should I pee on him?
Dec 31st
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I am a butthole
Dec 31st
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dodgetacular replied to your post: Butt is here and we just finished watching star… whos butt should I know?
Dec 31st
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countdowntoskinnysummer: ourbedroomafterthewar: life is like a box of chocolates in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you wait this is great
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Butt is here and we just finished watching star wars and I made him play with my hair the ENTIRE TIME. It was great. Also he got me a lot of fun European gifts.  woop woop.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
The fact that no one knows the difference between a causal and a correlational study makes me want to lay down on a highway. So here’s a tip. “People who post correlational studies acting like it is causal are usually stupid.” This is a correlation. “When I see one of those posts, a little part of my soul dies.” That is causal.
Dec 30th
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I got about 10 inches of my hair cut off today.
mrsfruitoast: I wanted to send it into the Locks of Love, but they couldn’t do it for me so now I just have a bag of my own hair… The possibilities are endless. Angela I was serious about making me a rat tail out of your hair.
Dec 30th
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Ok so I am hanging out with Angela tomorrow and I’m really excited and then Luke is coming to visit and they both just got hair cuts so uhm that’s fascinating. I’m pretty pumped up I might pee on myself a bit.
Dec 30th
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I’m trying to order new glasses but I can’t without trying them on because I have prominent cheek bones and mega eye brows, and that is the perfect storm for glasses looking stupid on your face. AHHHH.
Dec 30th
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My mom just told me that my cousin’s kid who decided to love me on Christmas keeps telling his grandma to “be Laura”. :3
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Anonymous asked: if i should stop write to you please tell
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: can i post you a ugly angry one about myself?
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Sneezing is so cool. It’s like a little orgasm for your face.
Dec 30th
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looktothestarsx2 replied to your photo: And there’s me. the ~bell of the ball~ you are the loveliest person in the entire world. hehehe oh stop it, you!
Dec 30th
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4 u
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ugly face?
Back when i had a beard
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
WOW I did not expect this many people to send me ugly faces this is phenomenal, and definitely making my day :]
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