butts4ever replied to your photo: I bought a ring and did my nails. Am I tumblr… i post endless cat gifs and complain about my life. am i tumblr famous yet too? Your life can’t be as bad as mine. UGH HIGH SCHOOL IS SO HARD.
me: I'M SO BORED.
mom: Well, your dad needs new shoes. we can go shoe shopping.
dad: I'm watching cartoons and you want me to stop to go... shoe shopping?
mom: yeah... sorry. that was ridiculous.
Concerning the aftermath of a storm...
Mom: Look at that tree. It totally cracked off.
Dad: Wow. What a huge crack off.
Mom: I've never seen a bigger crack off.
Frozen peach and mango blended with orange juice and vanilla yogurt.
DAY OFF TOMORROW.
Plans include: Laying outside. Pool with my dog. Reading on the deck. Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Baking. Maybe brownies. Painting. I wish I had a main squeeze to share such a lovely summer day…
sirgoodtoaster replied to your post: Text from my friend about a party I was at last night. Is his real name Doodles or is it a nickname? I don’t think either make it any better, but I really want to know whether a mother named her son Doodles or he prefers to be called Doodles. HAH. Nono, his real name is Ryan. I also don’t think that he prefers Doodles; it’s more like that was how...
Text from my friend about a party I was at last...
“Doodles thought you were the cutest most adorable thing to ever grace his vision” Ok this kid. First of all his fucking name is Doodles. Secondly, I’m positive he’s the whitest person I’ve ever met. He said things like “Dangit” and he was wearing a long-sleeved shirt with a rabbit on it. He was funny and nice, though. I just… wow.
children's museum today.
GOIN HARD, MOFUCKA.
I posted a picture of my collar bones a little while ago, and a whole heap of eating disorder blogs have been all up on it’s dick. It’s weird. Cause I used to have an eating disorder, and I feel like my collar bones are surely not as protrusive now. I don’t know how I feel about it. Like in some strange way I’m unintentionally supporting them. I dunno. WhItE gIrL...
It's storming here, and my dog hates storms.
So he followed me into the bathroom and laid at my feet while I was trying to pee. It felt inappropriate, so I’m like, “Dude. Don’t make eye contact. Don’t make it weird”. So he sighed and turned his head. Even if he’s not brave, at least he’s a gentleman.
Somewhere on the internet
there s a video of me rubbing frosting all over my entire face to see how many items of plastic silverware I can stick there. (Eight.)
Today the autistic boy I work with spent about 20...
I do not.
transpride: Bailey is a young FtM transgender child. This is a clip from the TV documentary, ‘Transgender Kids.’
Homo Sapiens, the ape that looked into its own mind and saw the whole cosmos...– V. S. Ramachandran