…I think that this guy just flirted with me over school email…?
Aw. These french fries are soggy. It’s sort of like bad sex. I built it up a lot in my head, but it’s just not hard or spicy enough. But I’m still happy that I got some. Also it spilled on my lap a bit and made a mess, which is sort of annoying but I can’t be too upset because it was my own fault for missing my mouth.
Me: Hey baby what's your sign?
Me: oooh strong and silent type. I like that.
Me: I want you inside me.
steady-now replied to your photo: YES.
Bro: Are you a vegetarian?
Bro: So... what do you... Do you just eat plants?
Me: Grass, mostly. Winter is a rough time for me.
Me: Also cupcakes.
-Markov: “duke”. suave as fuck. backwoods bro. This has been: Actual notes that I actually took.
aradicaldamewholikestoplaygames replied to your post: Dear anon that just submitted that picture. WOW…. DID YOU GET NIPPLES?! a lady never tells
Dear anon that just submitted that picture. WOW. Thank you for that :]
butts4ever replied to your photo: …wait. Eating peanut butter from the jar with a… world’s best WHAT…..there are so many things it could be THE SUSPENSE KILLS ME world’s best MOM. because… well obviously.
Today’s hits at work included: I wanna wish you a Laura Christmas. Laura’s got a beard that’s long and white. Irma Irma, I think it’s Eatma
I need to study for a test but I don’t want to. Please distract me with your breasts.
steady-now replied to your post: Someone take me to see Star Wars ep 1 in 3D for… I’d take you! ok i will be expecting you at 8 pm sharp.
Someone take me to see Star Wars ep 1 in 3D for Valentines day.
geopoetry replied to your post: I get the best fanmail and submissions. You kids… Got my feet, I take it? I certainly did!
I get the best fanmail and submissions. You kids are so weird.
I have no interest in pursuing any career and I am apathetic towards everything. I am a waste of potential. I want a bagel.
tylerskrinklada replied to your photo: Why am I allowed in public? oh also I dyed my… you should dye the blonde bits funny colors. ;D I usually do! haha
That time my parents got me drunk and took me to Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Mom: Look at this fancy cork-screw.
Me: That's what you need, mom. A good screw.
Mom: You know it!
opticaillusion replied to your post: ask me thingsssss :] What Pizza topping would you use that hasn’t been used before…GO! The blood of my enemies.
mrsfruitoast asked: Why things?
ask me thingsssss :]