March 2012
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airbent replied to your post: Describe the perfect beard
OH MY GOD Why aren’t we best friends this is amazing
It’s SCIENCE.
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9minus1left8 asked: Describe the perfect beard
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mrsfruitoast asked: If you were a superhero, what powers would you have and what would your name be?
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever dated a woman? Would you? Have you ever considered it?
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tarnishedsoul asked: what should we do about Chinese carp in the great lakes? invasive animals
ASK ME INVASIVE THINGS.
http://pooponmyblog.tumblr.com/ask
I walk up to three of my professors standing outside, and they're all eating apples.
Me: You guys having an apple party?
Prof1: It's apple time.
Prof2: We always have apple time.
Prof3: It's the first time they've invited me.
Prof1: She's on a probationary period.
Me:
Prof1: What do you know about making mozzarella cheese?
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Anonymous asked: There's a Food Inc book
February 2012
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We’re watching Food inc in my class tomorrow, and I’m considering leaving once the film starts because I can’t really watch it. but also… some of the information might be on the final exam. sooo… I don’t know what to do. I can’t handle the anxiety of watching it, but also it would make me nervous to not know what could be on the test….
ANXIETY!
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“Aw, is this gonna be about rape? Awww, yeahh. Shit. I was feelin’ like shit all...”
– Laura, while reading her homework. (via moveitlikethis)
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My day was shit, and then this guy called me…
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butts4ever:
how can people who don’t like butts even live with themselves
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GOD I AM SO GOOD AT COOKING.
Goodnight, wieners.
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furbiesforfreedom replied to your post: Things that I find oddly attractive: men who play…
where does Steve Martin stand in your mental menagerie of fuckable men?
ew he doesn’t. haha I honestly don’t find that many famous men attractive. they’re all too clean-cut. also Steve Martin is old as balls.
but A+ for the alliteration.
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mighty-boosher replied to your post: Things that I find oddly attractive: men who play…
I may not me a man, but I do aspire to play the banjo. wl;ejrif;oij \m/
GET ON ME.
Things that I find oddly attractive:
men who play the banjo.
I really want to hold hands with someone right now…
You don’t even KNOW about the roasted red pepper hummus that I just made.
You. don’t. even. know.
oh jesus I just called into work sick for the day.
I can’t even remember the last time I missed something because I was sick. Not since high school, for sure. ugh I feel awful. I mean, for being sick and for not going to work.
I’M PATHETIC. PITY ME.
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To Keep Me Warm by Emma Louise
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I think I am catching a cold :[
Message me so I can forget about it! and forget about homework. yuck.
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Anonymous asked: 14
I am now in a serious romantic relationship with peanut butter oreos.
I love you, baby <3
I just found my grandma’s facebook.
SHE DIDN’T EVEN FRIEND REQUEST ME.
She’s had it for weeks. oh my god.
baleen-morning:
I want to fit in to the perfect space, feel natural and safe in a volatile place. And I want to grow old without the pain, give my body back to the earth and not complain.
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Anonymous asked: 56, 62, 85
So I think I’m going to buy a new car on Thursday.
yayyy financial responsibility.