NICE! I prefer dark, scruffy beards. Like the lighter the color, the longer the hair should be. WAIT I’LL MAKE A GRAPH.
Ok so as you can see by the visual aid, the lighter the beard, the longer it should be. but I generally prefer dark and scruffy. Light and short is weird because it looks like weird skin. Dark and long is weird because it reminds me of Norm Abrams…
and my powers would be that everyone on the internet would think I’m cool but no one in real life would ever speak to me.
I have not. I have wanted to and I do want to, still! It would be a lot of fun, I think. and I know none of my friends or family would be offended or even surprised. so if I ever met the right girl (or even guy at this point, I’m really picky about personality) then hell yeah I would date them.
uhm wellp. I heard that people in the south are starting to eat them..? Restaurants are serving it and calling it “kentucky tuna”. Which is weird. I am no expert at this sort of environmental business. So I have no real answer. Except that their eyes are next to their mouths so we should keep a few of them around for comedic value.
- I walk up to three of my professors standing outside, and they're all eating apples.
- Me: You guys having an apple party?
- Prof1: It's apple time.
- Prof2: We always have apple time.
- Prof3: It's the first time they've invited me.
- Prof1: She's on a probationary period.
- Prof1: What do you know about making mozzarella cheese?
We’re watching Food inc in my class tomorrow, and I’m considering leaving once the film starts because I can’t really watch it. but also… some of the information might be on the final exam. sooo… I don’t know what to do. I can’t handle the anxiety of watching it, but also it would make me nervous to not know what could be on the test….
My day was shit, and then this guy called me…
how can people who don’t like butts even live with themselves