I do aquatic therapy and it is held at a Lifetime Fitness gym. Facing the pool, there is a sauna, and the entire front is glass. So I’m assisting with a client and talking to a therapist, and zone out for a minute. I look over to the sauna, and there are about 5 people in there. There’s this big bald guy, ok? He has a comb and starts combing his body hair. COMBING HIS BODY HAIR. Inside of a sauna with other people looking at him. Fucking combing his arms and chest and shins. and I think to myself, “This sly motherfucker brought a comb. He brought it on purpose. He planned to do this. At this time. This was premeditated.” and then he started combing his inner thighs and I died a painful death.