dis bitch knows whats up.

dis bitch knows whats up.

Currently making chocolate cupcakes with peanut butter espresso frosting.

Ya’ll don’t even know about my baking skills. 

I want to buy vegan foundation (mineral or liquid).

What is inexpensive and not completely shit?

Me: I’m on a B supplement

Girl: Why?

Me: I’m vegan

Girl: 

thedappervegan:

Let’s say you take a shower every day…and your showers average seven minutes…

and the flow rate through your shower head is 2 gallons per minute….

You would use, at that rate, [5,110] gallons of water to shower every day for a year. When you compare that figure, [5,110] gallons of water, to the…

awww yeah made some pesto, grilled some vegetables with tastey spices, made capellini with white truffle oil.. stir that shit together and BOOM

oh also there’s chocolate peanut butter banana swirl bread in the oven.

why am I single? hm?

I feel like I should make something to bring to my family Easter party.

but WHAT?!

Chocolate Irish Whiskey Cookies

Chocolate Irish Whiskey Cookies

Pumpkin cupcakes with chai frosting.

Pumpkin cupcakes with chai frosting.

veganpizzafuckyeah:

reblogged from sofapizza:

i promised myself i wouldn’t cry..

Butt and I made vegan tacos and smoothies today.

Bro: Are you a vegetarian?
Me: Vegan.
Bro: So... what do you... Do you just eat plants?
Me: Grass, mostly. Winter is a rough time for me.
Bro:
Me: Also cupcakes.
Bro: what.

Spaghetti with spicy olive oil and balsamic vinegar sauce, orange bell pepper, tomatoes and sweet onions.
Do I want a second helping? Y/Y?

Spaghetti with spicy olive oil and balsamic vinegar sauce, orange bell pepper, tomatoes and sweet onions.

Do I want a second helping? Y/Y?